SCORE: 0
EATING: HOMEWORK
HI-SCORE: 0

SNAKE.EXE

THE SNAKE THAT ATE MY HOMEWORK
TIP: It wasn't the dog. It was never the dog.
PRESS ENTER OR CLICK TO START
Controls: ARROW KEYS / WASD - avoid walls, avoid tail, avoid responsibility
*** SNAKOTRONIC 3000 *** NOW WITH 0% MORE BUGS (LIES) *** EAT THE HOMEWORK *** DO NOT FEED THE SNAKE AFTER MIDNIGHT *** HIGH SCORES ARE NOT VERIFIED AND ARE DEFINITELY MADE UP *** THIS PRODUCT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST HOMEWORK, BROKEN KEYBOARDS, OR EXISTENTIAL DREAD ***